| Well, well, well.....look who came crawling back |
[Mar. 21st, 2008|12:38 pm] |
I’m starting a blog thing – again.
The last time I was here I had 8 A* grade GCSEs up my arse; I was sexually attracted to a fictional character’s wig; I thought I was a gay man and I was obsessed with penis innuendo.
Times have changed. I’m now struggling under the pressure of my A levels and collecting women as if they were pokémon.
I have also had sex with a raving bulldyke. Well, actually more of a..er…soft..er…vers- OK, she was a social worker; but let’s not get into the nitty-gritty.
Having said that, my sexuality still remains rather obscure. The loss of my virginity provided me with two interesting discoveries. The good news is that I am anatomically correct (and female to boot). The not so good news is that I didn’t have any sexual pleasure during the entire episode. However, the sex was very nice indeed and I believe that my lack of sexual relief can be solved. It could be due to my depression or medication, for example. |
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| Heylo |
[Oct. 27th, 2007|04:50 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  blah | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Macarena | ] |
I realise I haven't posted for some time. However, I have returned for a moment and may dump some stuff in the is blog at some point. |
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| Hoho, what's happened to me then? |
[May. 3rd, 2007|09:48 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  smug | ] |
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| | Big Boned Girl - kd lang | ] |
Wouldn't you like to know? Hehe.
No, I haven't shagged kd lang.
I am, however, 'playing the accordian', so to speak. Oh, yes. |
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| uh huh |
[Dec. 3rd, 2006|05:12 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  restless | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Wild Thing, de de | ] |
And a little bit of _______ and a little bit of ________ and _________
Up our school’s arse we live a farce,
We live, we live together,
And half forget that good or ill,
Exam results await us still…
I have my first Module exams in January: Chemistry module 1, Physics module 2 and Maths Pure 1/Core 1 (C1).
I even have mocks – in a week! T’will be disastrous, no doubt.
Well.
AND BRINGS US TITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bla bla bla bla bla bla sojourn,
Blaaaa bla bla bla burn, burn, burn,
Our guiding lamp shall learn,
And this our lamp,
Shall be our light,
Our lamp of BEAUTY, TROOOOOOOTH AND
goodness |
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| Yeehah!!!! *cowboyish noise* |
[Nov. 29th, 2006|09:23 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  bouncy | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Over at the Frankenstein Place | ] |
Which is very appropriate and relevant actually.
I'm tired from emailng people. Vwoosh is all I have to say. Vwoosh. Vwoosh, indeed.
Although I should provide you with some news too, nicht wahr?
The human species has recently made cautious attempts at communcating with moi.
However, wupdownwupdownwupdown^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v a hell of a lot, which would suggest...
I tell you what, I have nothing to type, so I'll stuff an email in here again. This one isn't perverse or suicidal, you'll be glad to hear!
Here, have my brother's reply to the email I sent him. Disgraceful...:
Decency to reply? I'm sorry but I don't have time to waste sitting at a computer during lunchtime.
On 21/11/06, hjharri@btinternet.com <hjharri@btinternet.com> wrote:
Thomas!
Greetings. Wie ist das Leben? I see, very good!
I'm sure you would love to know that it is currently lunchtime and I am sitting here writing an email to you, due to boredom. Hopefully, you will have the decency to reply.
Regards.
Hannah
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end of email implant
bdoing, bdoing, bdoing.
Chicken: Bck, bck, begark!!!
Rabbit: umbre umbre *grumble*
Guinea pig: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaak wheak wheeeeeeeeak!!!!
Cow: meuuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
Kate Bush: Wishy, washy, wishy, washy, get those dirty shirtys clean |
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